Saturday, September 03, 2011

GGO News: Ricci's Fear of Showing Scary Old-Face

It seems that Christina Ricci is the oldest member of the cast of ABC's Pan Am and is afraid of coming off as looking old and scary on HD TV. The 31-year-old actress was quoted as saying as much by The Telegraph:

Telegraph.co.uk: Christina Ricci Defines vintage


Please excuse my poor attempt at aging someone with Photoshop. Chester and Youthdrain were both unavailable and so I did the best that I could.

Friday, September 02, 2011

END OF SUMMER BIKINI REVIEW - Day Two

     Janice Dickinson... what can I say? Sometimes she turns me on like no one else and at other times she looks like Steven Tyler got a sex change.
     This summer (July 4, 2011) she hit Malibu Beach with her svelte figure and showed off every inch of tight but wrinkly skin and every, well-defined muscle on her 56-year-old body in a red/orange two-piece.
     I've said it before, she looks phenomenal for her age but she can be obnoxious as hell. She's hot and yet she's not.

     If you've never heard of Janice before, she was once a hot, highly sought-after model. In fact, she's boasted that she's "the world's first ever supermodel." If you'd like to see what she looked like in her heyday, check out this old post from the Fading Beauties blog:

Fading Beauties: Aged Like a Great Cheddar...

Thursday, September 01, 2011

END OF SUMMER BIKINI REVIEW - Day One

     So, another summer has gone by and a bevy of aging women got to hit the beach in their bikinis. Among them were celebrities once considered to exude sex appeal, now it's questionable. Fortunately for us, someone had a camera handy and now I get to share these sightings with you.

     Observe one Katie Holmes on Miami Beach on June 18, 2011: she's as thin as ever and only 32 years old but click on the photo to enlarge and you will notice how one of life's stages has wreaked havoc on her stomach. It seems pregnancy was not too kind and even with 5 years to recover, the skin of her stomach is all stretched out and lined with wrinkles. It's as if someone zapped her tummy with an age-ray gun. It'll be awhile before the rest of her catches up with that (maybe 20 years).

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

PRETTY GIRL 2 PRETTY GRANNY


Thank the powers that be for the existence of Photoshop and the talented people out there whose vision and art skills allow us all to peer into the future! Here's a prime example of what I'm talking about. Maxbee, a talented member of the Worth1000 community, created this bute of a self-portrait, envisioning herself 50 years down the line. Brilliant work!!! Pretty girl makes for a pretty old lady.

Monday, August 29, 2011

GGO BIRTHDAY - CARLA GUGINO

Any man or lesbian who is a fan of HBO's Entourage or who has seen Sin City,  has no doubt been left quivering in a pool of their own sexual juices after watching the sultry beauty named Carla Gugino steal the scene.
     She is captivatingly gorgeous and only gets more beautiful with age. Today she joined the big FOUR-O club. It won't be long before she'll be bearing resemblance to the aged version of her character from 2009's Watchmen (pictured here top left).
     Happy birthday Carla!