DARN!

NEWSFLASH! The oldest pair of twin prostitutes in Amsterdam's Red Light District, Louise and Martine Fokken, have retired. What the *bleep*!?!?!?
     I had been planning to pay at least one of them a visit this summer! Where do I go and who do I see now to fulfill my aged prostitute fantasies? Aaargh!

Oh! Goddesses Can Age Too!

OKAY, MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED FOR ME TO REFER TO KATIE HOLMES AS A GODDESS but there was a time when I thought that she was "all that." Looky here though! In a photo posted by the Huffington Post, she's sporting a few grey strands of hair!  Nice huh? Are they real? Possibly. Of course, she may be donning it for a film she's currently working on. Personally, I like to think that it's real. At 34, it's normal to have a few strands here and there. Most women dye it. I'm hoping she keeps them dye-free. She'll be looking like Grumplebits' age progressed image in no time.