Chest Wrinkles... Why Not?

I was watching Dr. Oz yesterday with MY "old lady" and they had a small segment dealing with cleavage wrinkles. Now for those of you not too familiar with cleavage or chest wrinkles, they are usually caused by the squeezing together of a woman's two breasts as she sleeps on her side in the fetal position. It's also accelerated by the sun's UV rays. Ah, the sun, nature's youth-zapping weapon.

     Dr. Oz went on to say that you can prevent them by sleeping on your back and avoiding the sun's rays and that you can lessen their appearance by applying retinol creams at night and sunscreen during the day.
     I say, suck on it Dr. Oz. I love cleavage wrinkles. In fact, in the dark, I can touch them and follow them with my fingers using them as guides to her downward-pointing nipples and on those hot summer days, there's nothing like watching a bead of sweat trickle down one of those ravines from her supple neck right down to the ample, sagging mounds of her hot, mature feminitude.