GGO Birthday - SALMA HAYEK

I CANNOT BELIEVE that the ravishing Salma Hayek, with breasts that were meant to feed the world, is turning 48 today!
     I'll never forget the day I first laid eyes on them– um, I mean HER in 1995's Desperado. She took my breath away and she still does so today. I mean, look at her in the picture to the left. That was taken THIS YEAR at the Grown Ups 2 premiere. Hubba hubba!
     We haven't seen her breasts out in awhile. I think it's safe to assume that they are likely to be as well-preserved as the rest of her. Let's hope her girls make a return to the silver screen some time in the future. Heck, I think I'd still be interested in seeing them in 20 more years from now!
     For those of you who missed out on her handful of nude scenes, here's a screenshot of her nude scene in Frida (2002), doctored to restore Salma's beautiful eyebrows.

SELECTIVE SAGGING

THERE IS A TUMBLR blog out there called Young Women with Saggy Tits. The title says it all. Why God would bless these women with beautiful, youthful bodies and then top them off with saggers is beyond me. On the other hand, as I enjoy observing a woman age, this blog entertains my fantasy of running around with an aging-ray gun and zapping the breasts of unsuspecting beauties (a temporary effect, of course). Well, as that situation is currently technologically unattainable, I'll settle for this blog. I invite you to check it out.

Click here to see.

GGO Birthday - PHOEBE CATES

DOES THIS WOMAN LOOK 47!?!?!? Holy wrinkles Batman! Phoebe Cates looks at least 15 years younger than she actually is. She turns 47 today and she looks exquisite. There wasn't a movie of hers from the 80s that didn't give me a rise. She doesn't act anymore which is a shame. We have to settle for awards show appearances on the arm of her husband Kevin Kline.

She must be experiencing menopause now so if she's going to show any signs of age, they will come in the next 5 years. If you look closely at her most recent photos, she does look slightly puffier and has a few tiny wrinkles around the eyes. Other than that, she looks phenomenal.

WTBT: Will This Become That?

Here's a concept that I hope to do regularly, Will This Become That?. I'll compare young women to old women.

I'm always curious to know how certain women will eventually age. The other day, I found this picture of a beautiful topless blonde on the beach with huge hangin' boobs and I wondered how those uber-delicious udders of hers would fare over time. Then I saw this other pic of an old woman with incredible saggers and my vision of the blonde's future was suddenly clear! I could be wrong but it seems logical to me. What do YOU think? Do you agree or not?