GGO Birthday – EVA LONGORIA

AS OF TODAY, actress Eva Longoria has both feet firmly set into her forties. The sassy brunette, who currently stars in Telenovela on NBC, turns 41 today. She has always been a ravishing beauty. Time will tell if that will still be the case in 30 years. What do you think? Are her best years behind her or are they yet to come?

GGO Birthday - SALMA HAYEK

I CANNOT BELIEVE that the ravishing Salma Hayek, with breasts that were meant to feed the world, is turning 48 today!
     I'll never forget the day I first laid eyes on them– um, I mean HER in 1995's Desperado. She took my breath away and she still does so today. I mean, look at her in the picture to the left. That was taken THIS YEAR at the Grown Ups 2 premiere. Hubba hubba!
     We haven't seen her breasts out in awhile. I think it's safe to assume that they are likely to be as well-preserved as the rest of her. Let's hope her girls make a return to the silver screen some time in the future. Heck, I think I'd still be interested in seeing them in 20 more years from now!
     For those of you who missed out on her handful of nude scenes, here's a screenshot of her nude scene in Frida (2002), doctored to restore Salma's beautiful eyebrows.

WTBT: Will This Become That? #4

I THOUGHT THAT it was about time for another edition of WTBT. It seems like every girl, left and right, is looking to get inked these days. Personally, I've always been a purist. Why mess with something so perfect as the female body?
     Some women seem to get addicted to getting tatts. The older they get, the more inked they get... the more those old tatts get stretched out of shape.
     Will this fine specimen of female beauty pictured here someday become as tattoed as this much older lady? If you ask me, she should stop while she's ahead but hey, to each her own.

BACK TO THE NOW: Lea Thompson Living Through Her BTTF Age

IN A RECENT INTERVIEW with HuffPost Live, actress Lea Thompson addressed the fact that she is now the same age as her role in Back to the Future 2. " By the way, she happens to be turning 53 tomorrow!

     Here's the link: "Lea Thompson: I've Finally Aged Into My 'Back to the Future' Character".

     It's pretty cool to see how her face has aged in comparison to what the makeup artists envisioned for the movie. Click on the image to get a closer look at the numerous wrinkles on her face.

     Too bad that we have to wait another 25 years to see how Grandma Lorraine compares to Grandma Lea.

Peculiar but Intriguing

AS CERTAIN WOMEN AGE (men too) they can lose their teeth, given to poor higiene or even unfortunate genes. Well, here's a Tumblr site that visualizes big-name celebrity women without their chompers.
     A lot of these images are quite funny to look at including the one pictured here of Sofia Vergara. It kinda gives you a glimpse of what she will look like as a toothless old lady many years from now.
    So, I encourage you take a look at the rest of these toothless grins on the Actresses Without Teeth Tumblr blog.

Oh! Goddesses Can Age Too!

OKAY, MAYBE IT'S A LITTLE FAR-FETCHED FOR ME TO REFER TO KATIE HOLMES AS A GODDESS but there was a time when I thought that she was "all that." Looky here though! In a photo posted by the Huffington Post, she's sporting a few grey strands of hair!  Nice huh? Are they real? Possibly. Of course, she may be donning it for a film she's currently working on. Personally, I like to think that it's real. At 34, it's normal to have a few strands here and there. Most women dye it. I'm hoping she keeps them dye-free. She'll be looking like Grumplebits' age progressed image in no time.

GGO Birthday - ROSE McGOWAN

I've always considered Rose McGowan to be one of the most beautiful women around but lately I feel like she's been toying with nature. Like in this photo, doesn't she seem that her face has been pulled? A little nip here... hmmm... a little tuck there... collagen here, maybe? I certainly don't think she's ever needed it. Today, Rose turns 39. T-minus one year before she's FORTEEEEE! Maybe she's getting insecure. Damn, I was so looking forward to watching her age gracefully, "sans-plastique." Maybe I'm wrong, but the odds of a female Hollywood celebrity not going under the knife as she grows older are very slim nowadays.

I guess that we'll never get to see her look like she does in this age progression by Grumplebits of Worth1000.com (below):

 Happy birthday Rose.

AGING QUOTES: Kate Beckinsale

WHEN ASKED by Allure Magazine how she feels about aging,  Kate Beckinsale (who celebrates her 39th birthday tomorrow) had the following to say:

"What is it about a woman being in her late 30s that brings out the 'Oh, my gosh, are you worried?' questions? Worried? What about? Thirty-eight, 39, 40, 50! Great! Still alive! It's more of the thing of being embarrassing to somebody. I haven’t been embarrassing before. I can't dance at a party where there are teenagers without clearing the dance floor. Those are the things that make me go, 'Fuck, I'm old. . . .' When you're a parent, everyone leaves."

Gee, I don't think Kate could ever embarrass me on the dance floor–I've got two left feet... always have. Besides, she'll always be a hottie.

KIMYE... 10 YEARS FROM NOW?

SO WHAT IF Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were to be happily married. So much so, that they'd be willing to leave the limelight behind and be content in living a normal life together, growing fat and old with each other. That was an idea that popped into NYC-based artist Danny Evans a.k.a. Planet Hiltron's head and he created this interesting image to show. Very cool.

GGO Birthday - SOFIA VERGARA

ONE OF TODAY'S most sexual women on TV celebrates her 40th birthday AND announces her engagement. Yowza! Modern Family's Sofia Vergara certainly looks incredible for her age. Let's hope the beautiful latina siren ages as well into her 70s as is illustrated here by Diego U.

AGING ON FILM: Julia Roberts in Mirror Mirror

HAVE YOU ever wondered what Julia Roberts will look like 35 years from now? Well, look no further. Thanks to the recent theater release of Mirror Mirror, you can see her as an old crone on a twenty-two-foot-tall movie screen near you. Our dear Julia is currently starring as the Evil Queen opposite Lily Collins' Snow White character and in a scene where she transforms into an old lady, she appears to be around 80 years old through the skillful application of some great prosthetics and makeup.

GGO, AP and CGI

I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH to find this extraordinary computer-generated age progression. Her name is Myriam and according to her creator, she is of Middle-Eastern descent. Amazing what 25 years can do to a beautiful face. Wow! She's extraordinary at both stages. Don't you think?

GGO Birthday - KAT VON D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the alluring Kat Von D. She turns the big 3-0 today! One can't help but wonder how all those tattoos will fare as she ages through the years. The sags, stretches and wrinkles will most certainly alter the look of those tats. I found this great image on the net that parodies what she'll look like in another 30 years. Very nice. Kudos to the Photoshop artist.

GGO Birthday - LORRIE MENCONI

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of my two my favorite Playboy Playmates of all time, Miss February 1969, Lorrie Menconi. She's 63 today.
     This beautiful Piscean's centerfold is famous for being featured in the James Bond film, On Her Majesty's Secret Service. She was pregnant at the time of this shoot and it probably contributed to her breasts looking so phenomenal in these photos.
     If you find her as mesmerizing as I do, you should check out the rest of her photo shoot on the Playboy site. Yowza!

    Today, her daughter, Ashlee Ricci, has taken hold of the modeling reins. Pictured here with Lorrie in late 2008 at Glamourcon, you can see that she's a chip right off of the "old" Lorrie. My favorite Playmate may be showing signs of age but I still love her and would jump at the chance to see her nude and see how her body has fared. I'm sure she'd still get my rod stiff. It'd be dreamy if Ashlee and Lorrie could get together for a mother and daughter studio session. Happy birthday Lorrie!!!

GGO Birthday - KATE MIDDLETON

Guess who turns the big THREE-O? Why it's the Duchess of Cambridge of course!

Let's see if she will resemble this oft-circulated depiction of her by phojoe.com in 35 years or so.

Anchorwoman Gone Old - ANNA FORD

I dare you to take a look at this beautiful specimen of a human being and tell me that you wouldn't want to "tap that ass."
     Anna Ford is a retired British journalist who worked as a news anchor for the BBC for many years. She was and still is a strikingly beautiful woman.
     In 2006, she retired from broadcasting and within a year of that she stopped dying her hair. It seemed like she had gone from brown to grey overnight.
     She will be soon turning 68 and if I had to make a list of 68-year-old women whom I would love to see naked and share a few intimate moments with, she would be at the top of my list. Phhht! I'm biting my fist just thinking about it.

Playmate Gone Old - ANGELA DORIAN

It's hard to believe that a Playboy Playmate of the Year would wind up serving a 9-year jail sentence for attempting to kill her husband. Even harder to believe is that the beguiling beauty to the left somehow morphed into the 66-year-old crone to the right.
     It's true! Victoria Rathgeb a.k.a. Victoria Vetri a.k.a. Angela Dorian a.k.a. Miss September 1967 a.k.a. Playboy Playmate of the Year 1968 is guilty on both above counts. She was sentenced just a couple of days ago for Attempted Manslaughter. Crazeee! She should serve some extra time for Poor Physical Self-Preservation.

Here's the headline from Radar Online:
RADAR ONLINE: Ex-Playboy Playmate Guilty of Attempted Manslaughter of Husband, Jailed for 9 Years

END OF SUMMER BIKINI REVIEW - Day Three

Pictures speak a thousand words and here, in this instance, this picture speaks a thousands bits of cellulite. The once slender and sexy supermodel Stephanie Seymour is now a 43-year-old MILF and back in March she was photographed at her favorite beach haunt, St. Barts flaunting her ivory white skin, looking older thanks to the slight but ever-so-present globs of fat scattered all over her body.
     I remember back in college, my best bud lusted over Stephanie, if he could have seen what the future held for her, he may have not been so ga-ga over her.
     Back then, I was more of a Christy Turlington kind of guy but you know what? I'll take a topless, tubby Stephanie Seymour any day, like in the photo below:

   

GGO News: Ricci's Fear of Showing Scary Old-Face

It seems that Christina Ricci is the oldest member of the cast of ABC's Pan Am and is afraid of coming off as looking old and scary on HD TV. The 31-year-old actress was quoted as saying as much by The Telegraph:

Telegraph.co.uk: Christina Ricci Defines vintage


Please excuse my poor attempt at aging someone with Photoshop. Chester and Youthdrain were both unavailable and so I did the best that I could.

END OF SUMMER BIKINI REVIEW - Day Two

     Janice Dickinson... what can I say? Sometimes she turns me on like no one else and at other times she looks like Steven Tyler got a sex change.
     This summer (July 4, 2011) she hit Malibu Beach with her svelte figure and showed off every inch of tight but wrinkly skin and every, well-defined muscle on her 56-year-old body in a red/orange two-piece.
     I've said it before, she looks phenomenal for her age but she can be obnoxious as hell. She's hot and yet she's not.

     If you've never heard of Janice before, she was once a hot, highly sought-after model. In fact, she's boasted that she's "the world's first ever supermodel." If you'd like to see what she looked like in her heyday, check out this old post from the Fading Beauties blog:

Fading Beauties: Aged Like a Great Cheddar...