Playmate Gone Old - ANGELA DORIAN

It's hard to believe that a Playboy Playmate of the Year would wind up serving a 9-year jail sentence for attempting to kill her husband. Even harder to believe is that the beguiling beauty to the left somehow morphed into the 66-year-old crone to the right.
     It's true! Victoria Rathgeb a.k.a. Victoria Vetri a.k.a. Angela Dorian a.k.a. Miss September 1967 a.k.a. Playboy Playmate of the Year 1968 is guilty on both above counts. She was sentenced just a couple of days ago for Attempted Manslaughter. Crazeee! She should serve some extra time for Poor Physical Self-Preservation.

Here's the headline from Radar Online:
RADAR ONLINE: Ex-Playboy Playmate Guilty of Attempted Manslaughter of Husband, Jailed for 9 Years

Lohan to Rot in Jail

If you haven't heard already, Lindsey Lohan was shocked yesterday when she was given a jail sentence of 90 days for violating probation and skipping out on alcohol education classes. She broke down and cried, (acting?)

Poor LiLo, it ain't enough that her drinkin' and  druggin' lifestyle has given her youthful looks a beating, now she'll have to weather the anxiety of spending time behind bars. Me thinks that they'll go easy on her but who knows?

Thanks to Grumplebits from Worth1000.com for letting us use his age progressed pic of Lindsey. You can see the original here.