GGO Birthday – EVA LONGORIA

AS OF TODAY, actress Eva Longoria has both feet firmly set into her forties. The sassy brunette, who currently stars in Telenovela on NBC, turns 41 today. She has always been a ravishing beauty. Time will tell if that will still be the case in 30 years. What do you think? Are her best years behind her or are they yet to come?

Peculiar but Intriguing

AS CERTAIN WOMEN AGE (men too) they can lose their teeth, given to poor higiene or even unfortunate genes. Well, here's a Tumblr site that visualizes big-name celebrity women without their chompers.
     A lot of these images are quite funny to look at including the one pictured here of Sofia Vergara. It kinda gives you a glimpse of what she will look like as a toothless old lady many years from now.
    So, I encourage you take a look at the rest of these toothless grins on the Actresses Without Teeth Tumblr blog.

WTF? Rose McGowan Old Before Her Time?

LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR...
I LOVE ROSE McGOWAN!
It pains me to say that she may have succumbed to the pressures of being a Hollywood star and got herself "Botoxified." It is an activity that I am totally against. Does her face not look stiff and frozen here? Aargh! What have you done Rose? I believe that it acts as a disservice to you. If anything, it refocuses attention to the parts of you that ARE aging such as your lids, your bags and sags (as illustrated). And is that collagen I see in your lips? Keep 'em natural! Keep everything natural. Let nature run its course! That's what I say. You are prematurely aging yourself. Everyone knows that I love and appreciate the older woman as well as the younger woman but I could have waited at least another 10 years to see you like this. You're stil beautiful and you're still on my "to do" list but please, don't touch that face! Or that body! BTW, your breasts look spectacularly supple.

Chest Wrinkles... Why Not?

I was watching Dr. Oz yesterday with MY "old lady" and they had a small segment dealing with cleavage wrinkles. Now for those of you not too familiar with cleavage or chest wrinkles, they are usually caused by the squeezing together of a woman's two breasts as she sleeps on her side in the fetal position. It's also accelerated by the sun's UV rays. Ah, the sun, nature's youth-zapping weapon.

     Dr. Oz went on to say that you can prevent them by sleeping on your back and avoiding the sun's rays and that you can lessen their appearance by applying retinol creams at night and sunscreen during the day.
     I say, suck on it Dr. Oz. I love cleavage wrinkles. In fact, in the dark, I can touch them and follow them with my fingers using them as guides to her downward-pointing nipples and on those hot summer days, there's nothing like watching a bead of sweat trickle down one of those ravines from her supple neck right down to the ample, sagging mounds of her hot, mature feminitude.

Anchorwoman Gone Old - ANNA FORD

I dare you to take a look at this beautiful specimen of a human being and tell me that you wouldn't want to "tap that ass."
     Anna Ford is a retired British journalist who worked as a news anchor for the BBC for many years. She was and still is a strikingly beautiful woman.
     In 2006, she retired from broadcasting and within a year of that she stopped dying her hair. It seemed like she had gone from brown to grey overnight.
     She will be soon turning 68 and if I had to make a list of 68-year-old women whom I would love to see naked and share a few intimate moments with, she would be at the top of my list. Phhht! I'm biting my fist just thinking about it.

GGO News: Ricci's Fear of Showing Scary Old-Face

It seems that Christina Ricci is the oldest member of the cast of ABC's Pan Am and is afraid of coming off as looking old and scary on HD TV. The 31-year-old actress was quoted as saying as much by The Telegraph:

Telegraph.co.uk: Christina Ricci Defines vintage


Please excuse my poor attempt at aging someone with Photoshop. Chester and Youthdrain were both unavailable and so I did the best that I could.

GGO Birthday - ERIKA ELENIAK

I have to admit that Erika Eleniak was favorite of all the Baywatch women. I always imagined that she'd be fat by the time she hit middle-age but she's proven me wrong.

Erika took another step further into her forties today. She turns 41!!! She's holding up fairly well however, as you'll notice in the accompanying recent picture, Father Time has taken to her face and body with a fine tipped pencil.

Observe the lines creeping in beneath her beautiful blue eyes; the lips that are pruning with every ooh sound that emanates from her lovely mouth and the lines surfacing with every gentle squishing of her breasts. Sigh. Heaven.

GGO Birthday - CHERYL LADD

Happy birthday to one of my two favorite angels, Cheryl Ladd. I can't tell you how many times I rubbed one out to Ms. Ladd when I was much younger while watching Charlie's Angels. Thank God for TV Land because I get to relive that experience in the present.

As you can see, she's still sizzlin' hot. Time's got nothing on her. She's taken great care of herself and although there are some slight sags showing and a few wrinkles here and there, I still wish I could see her naked.

Cheryl turns 59 today.